A performance series where the audience is loaded into the back of my station wagon, decked out with fine fabrics and a chandelier, and taken on a ride to an undisclosed location for a mystery activity. The location and the activity changes every time, but are always hosted by a friendly Phantom with a velvet cape and candelabra.  Past excursions have included an abandoned couch factory, a film screening in a drainage tunnel, and a National Cheeseball Day party inside a construction tape fort by a creek.